To the Journal editor:
Just as some peaches are fatter and juicier than others, the creator gave some women a plump rump (known contemporarily as a donkey bootie, which many ladies get implants for), and full bosoms.
The rump is a storehouse of adipose tissue (i.e. fat) to be consumed by the body in case of famine.
Would Mark Penn have these body parts surgically removed? Or covered by an Afghani burqua?
Perhaps Mr. Penn could start a petition to implement Sha’aria law in Michigan. He’s taken the first step.
Regarding the quoted 1931 Michigan Penal Law, I’d rather see our prisons filled with murderers instead of big butts.